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February 11, 2003

Fred: The Cold War

Fitness Freddie, who has been known to claim immunity from the effects of nature, was witnessed to be sniffling and sounding rather congested early last week. Although denials were strongly issued, nevertheless Fred was observed to be absent from work the following two days. Upon his return, the sniffling and congestion were still visible.

Conclusion by Monsieur M.M. : "When you've gone horizontal, that means you've lost."

Common Cold: 1
Fitness Freddie: 0

I'll keep you posted...

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Posted by crandal at February 11, 2003 12:29 AM