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April 22, 2003

Let Their People Go

Members of the Left Coast establishment are calling for secession from the Union!

We, the people of the Bay Area, need to leave the United States. We are held prisoner by a foreign power, colonized by an alien civilization. We require cultural and social self-determination. We demand, in short, a declaration of independence -- and our own nation.

And I say, good riddance. The next time they get socked with an earthquake, I'll feel better in the knowledge that my tax dollars won't be wasted on rebuilding a city in the middle of a deadly fault.

Posted by crandal at April 22, 2003 10:31 PM