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August 31, 2003
The French Forgive Us
This advertisement was in the April issue of the prestigious Automobile Magazine:
And then this text underneath:
- It is not for us to hold the grudge-- not even against ignorant swine. And so we come back to America, where you think your replacement starter should come as fast as your cherished McNuggets. A starter is not a McNugget. It is a creation wrenched from the mind of man. It is a symbol. It is art.
Sadly, you cannot understand such things. So this time, like the indulgent parent, we add features expressly designed for Americans. Your speed, it is shown by the Heads-Up Mime. Your agnst, it is calmed by five-year / 50,000-mile ennui protection. The Peugeot-- she is more than you deserve.
Jay Lamm, you are more than we deserve!
Posted by crandal at August 31, 2003 09:50 AM