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September 03, 2004

Breaking News: Former President Clinton Suffers Heart Attack

Just heard this breaking news on the Rush Limbaugh program. Mr. Clinton is in a hospital in New York, where surgical options are being considered, including triple bypass surgery.

Update: Okay, it wasn't a heart attack. Just heart pain. Bypass surgery has been successful.

Posted by crandal at September 3, 2004 12:27 PM