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November 19, 2004

Britain Outlaws Fox Hunting

From the article:


Ho hum.

In other news, Parliment has also declared it illegal for cats to tear apart mice, and for eagles to tear apart rabbits. Ditty Dopshot (MP, Oxford), announced that Parliment will also be investigating the legality of sharks tearing apart seals, robins tearing apart worms, and beavers tearing apart trees.

"These barbaric acts are an atrocity, and go against everything that is natural", said Dopshot.

Posted by crandal at November 19, 2004 08:50 AM