September 16, 2004
Rather Caught
Whilest CBS is busy hoisting itself by its own petard, I've finally created a photoshop worthy of my hero. Enjoy!

Background can be found here, here and here.
Posted by crandal at
10:44 PM
September 15, 2004
Laura Inghram is Hot!
Okay maybe I've just been in a cave, but I saw her for the first time on Bill O'Reilley. What a babe.
But MY LAURA is still hotter.
Posted by crandal at
08:50 PM
September 09, 2004
Thanks Again, Multiculturalism!
Victor Davis Hanson, vindicated. Rush Limbaugh, vindicated. Multicultural education: a total failure. L.A. Daily News reports that 50% of the workforce in L.A. is illiterate.
Posted by crandal at
07:49 AM
September 03, 2004
Breaking News: Former President Clinton Suffers Heart Attack
Just heard this breaking news on the Rush Limbaugh program. Mr. Clinton is in a hospital in New York, where surgical options are being considered, including triple bypass surgery.
Update: Okay, it wasn't a heart attack. Just heart pain. Bypass surgery has been successful.
Posted by crandal at
12:27 PM
September 02, 2004
Indians Scalp The Enemy
And it couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch: The Yankees!
The Indians pummeled the Yankees, 22-0, the most one-sided loss in the franchise's long history.... The loss topped the franchise's two 18-run defeats: 19-1 on June 17, 1925, against Detroit, and 24-6 on July 29, 1928, at Cleveland, according to the Elias Sports Bureau, and matched the worst shutout loss by any major league team since 1900. And 22 is the most runs the Yankees have ever allowed at home.
How sweet it is.
Posted by crandal at
12:02 AM